OOH — Out Of Hay

LAS — Lost A Shoe

FOMHL — Fell Off My Horse Laughing

FTC — Forgot The Carrots

MIHA — Mare’s In Heat, Again

IPTI — I’ll Pick up Tennis Instead

LWW — Lesson Went Well

MSMBO — Mud Sucked My Boot Off

HSIH — Horse Snot In Hair

HAO — Hay All Over

HIMB — Hay In My Bra

PIHH — Poop Induced Half Halt

UD — Unplanned Dismount

PTTDG — Prayed To The Dirt God

MMM — Master Manure Mucker

OOM — Out Of Money

MHTS — More Horses Than Sense

BAHHFDP — Bought Another Horse, Husband Filed Divorce Papers

GBBF — Got Board Bill, Fainted

GFBF — Got Farrier Bill, Fainted

HRHCF — Husband Realized Horse Costs, Fainted

SLH — Smell Like Horse

DQFOY — Dressage Queen Fell Off – Yippee

HTNHFH — Hiding The New Horse From Hubby

WWFNS — Will Work For New Saddle

AROGC — Arena Rained Out – Going Crazy

SSB — Saddle Sore Butt

BTLGR — B###hy Trainer Left – Good Riddance

ALIGAR — At Least I Got A Ribbon

NLT — No Lesson Today

HGR — Have a Great Ride

R2R — Ready to Ride